Airsoft Submachine Gun with Laser Sight
$19.99

This full-size battery powered submachine gun toy is one of the most full featured airsoft guns around… perfect for reliving your juvenile obsession with anything that shoots. Firing soft plastic 6mm airsoft pellets this gun sports a wealth of goodies including a real laser sight, electric crosshair gun sight, and a blue illuminator flashlight. You even get eye-protection goggles, rechargeable batteries and an AC wall adapter for charging.

USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher

$39.99

The office arms race continues, and we think this newest escalation could very well lead to mutually assured destruction on all sides! With the ability to connect (and simultaneously control) an almost unlimited number of missile launchers (well, only limited by your system memory and number of USB ports), the USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher will empower you to unleash something akin to total office annihilation. Not only will you achieve strength with the size of your battery of missiles, they will be accurate too. The built-in laser missile aiming system will allow you to aim and fire your weapons with close to pinpoint accuracy! Just point the red laser dot at your target and slowly squeeze your mouse trigger finger. However, should you choose to opt for a stealth ambush, the laser can also be easily turned off.

Included 3-D software features sounds effects and also an optional Lite software version for just basic missile controls (aim, fire, laser on/off).

TWIT Personal Area Network Performance Polo

$44.99

This TWIT performance polo extends the range of the SEV into the corporate world. The hoodie, the baseball cap… most of the SEVs produced so far haven’t been work-appropriate for corporate citizens. Now, you can bring your technology with you on business casual days so that if you get stuck in an interminable meeting, you can flip your iPod on right through the fabric of your shirt.

The polo’s made of a performance fabric, designed to draw moisture away from your body and allow it to evaporate, which is especially useful when you have a gadget hidden in the folds of the fabric. The Weight Management System™ allows you to put a device in the front pocket of the polo without weighing the shirt down and making you look lopsided. This version doesn’t have the typical side-seam pockets found in most SEVs so that you can tuck it in if so desired or if you have to as part of your dress code.

Available in Black with a TWIT embroidered logo on the left chest. Machine Washable.
T-Qualizer Shirt

$39.99

Here at ThinkGeek we’re constantly amazed at the never-ending evolution of new technology. Hey, it’s our job. Take the lowly T-Shirt for example: In caveman times you had animal pelts… the Medieval era saw rise to the stylish burlap sack… next came lovely soft cotton and then synthetic polyester. Finally the modern space age delivers a fully functioning graphic equalizer in a handy t-shirt format. Party like it’s 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music. This has to be the coolest wearable tech we’ve seen since the George Foreman backpack grill.

THE pod – Camera Platforms

$14.99

HE pod™ is a great camera platform that is compact and strong. It can be taken anywhere and setup on virtually any surface. It has stability and can be used by anyone, even the non technically minded. It is sealed using a strong Velcro strip that can be opened and resealed as many times as you like. If you are traveling and want to take only the shell, no problem, just empty out the contents then fill it up upon arrival with plastic beans or any other desired stuffing (It’s easier to stuff than a thanksgiving turkey).

THE pod™ uses the industry standard ¼ x 20 mounting bolt which comes standard on all makes and models of consumer cameras, including: SLR Cameras, Digital Cameras, Polaroid Cameras, Camcorders, Pocket Cameras and more.

Note: Red pod™ pictured no longer available. Sorry!